Order an Uber, Portuguese drivers says "your legs are too long"

One of my best friends has a house in Cascais. Beautiful property. Beautiful town. I visit him from time to time, but eventually we get bored in the boogers.

So one like day we decide to take an Uber and have some fun downtown Lisbon. Tiny Hyundai i2 or something similar. Driver proudly Portugese. A few minutes into the ride, driver tells my friend (who is sat behind him) to move his legs. 😭🤣 “Your legs very long” he explains in frustration as we try to decide whether to cut my friend's legs off or slap the idiot driver in the face.