One extra egg costs 3x the price of the meal

Go to local Portuguese lunch place

Order sourdough with egg

Ask for extra egg

"Difficil" (difficult)

“Ok can but 3x the price of the dish (???)”

So we get with just regular egg amount

Then wait 25 minutes no food

Ask where it is

Yes difficil now, but soon

I say I wanna cancel order

"Difficil" "Impossivel"

I say I want to cancel my order

She gives me money back

Drive home to make Mega Egg myself for $0.80