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Portuguese drive like crazy people

The moment they enter a car it’s like every Portuguese becomes a different person.

They act like idiots on the road. Super aggressive driving, fast lane changes, swirving, pointing and yelling at each other.

And it’s not just me noticing it, Portugal now has the highest traffic deaths in Europe!

ROAD FATALITIES IN EUROPE : r/MapPorn
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  • Indigo Peacock

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    May 4

    In my 6 months living here and driving for 3, the new rules I’ve learnt are:

    • Red light is a recommendation

    • Cars have priority on pedestrian crossings

    • Motorbikes may take you over from either side, no matter which lane

    • Signal is a communication device to be used liberally

    • Parking is where ever you need it to be (including middle of the road, even if it’s 1 lane only)

    • Bike lanes are for parking

    • Signaling turns / line changes is completely optional

    • People in the middle of the road is expected

    • If you’re ‘wronged’ in some way, you better make that asshole know about that even if it will cause an accident

    • One way road is not a one way road if it’s less than 50 meters long

  • Red Glacier

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    Jun 4, 2025

    When I was pregnant I almost got run over crossing at a zebra crossing… By a police car!

  • Gray Crater

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    May 27, 2025

    No lies here 😆